Johann Santana:
Enter SHUTOUT as a code.

Alternately, pitch a shut-out.

Paul Konerko:
Enter GRAND SLAM as a code.

Alternately, hit a grand slam in a game.

Bobby Abreau:
Hit 15 homeruns with one player in the same season.

Derrick Lee:
Get 30 season hits.

Area 51:
Reach the World Series.

King Size Dome:
Win the Super Colossal Cereal Bowl.